It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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