Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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