You work out of a Hotel?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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