My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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