Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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