all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We left an ass print on the piano.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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