i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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