Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I hate when people write "frig". The word is fridge, you moron.
It's not sauce it's your period
So, u had sex with the ketchup bottle?
You clearly ate sauce. Why question it?
Cock-tail sauce came tomind
likeahoss: I'd be willing to bet that she's a fat
If OP is a girl, what are the odds she's "a fat?"
I'm gonna say..... Sauce. You got blackout drunk and made a valiant but unsuccessful attempt to chug a jar of sauce.
Chanti goes good with liver.