I don't think brook has ever known best
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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