I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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