I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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