Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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