yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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