And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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