I look better un-naked...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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