i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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