Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I still have a little drunk in my system
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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