would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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