Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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