Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
they're like a gay fantastic four
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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