I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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