I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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