you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
