I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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