whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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