so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
