You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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