Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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