I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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