I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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