I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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