The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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