haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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