Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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