do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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