just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
