What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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