I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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