New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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