I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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