the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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