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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

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(954): View more from Florida

I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.

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(713): View more from Texas

As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.

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(707): View more from California

Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer

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(860): View more from Connecticut

using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making

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(316): View more from Kansas

You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows

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