is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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