I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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