There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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