All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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