i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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