Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Houston, we have a squirter
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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