Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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