Already got asked if we're dating
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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