i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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