when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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