Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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