You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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