I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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