I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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