How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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