she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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