ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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