We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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