I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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